The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Slackbot]

[Janken puts a hand to his ear]

: Listen!

[He scampers to the door. Outside are said carolers, by some marvelous coincidence. One is a Fraggle. One is probably a Fraggle, although he might be distantly related to Big Bird. One could a member of Grover's species who had lost his nose somewhere. One looks like a highly evolved cockroach, and the last appears to be a miscellaneous furry monster. They are singing a song about exchanging things. It's not specific what the things are or why they are given; the important part is that they be exchanged freely.]

 

[Mo Frackle]

[Janken puts a hand to his ear]

: Listen!

[He scampers to the door. Outside are said carolers, by some marvelous coincidence. One is a Fraggle. One is probably a Fraggle, although he might be distantly related to Big Bird. One could a member of Grover's species who had lost his nose somewhere. One looks like a highly evolved cockroach, and the last appears to be a miscellaneous furry monster. They are singing a song about exchanging things. It's not specific what the things are or why they are given; the important part is that they be exchanged freely.]

Wow, they look familiar...

 

[AlittleMayhem]

[Wakes up from being knocked unconscious from pulling Hubert out from under the Christmas tree]

Ow, my head. What happened?

:Oh, good grief We forgot about you!

: Yeah, one would think not to miss someone lying on the floor...

Huh? Wait, do I hear music?

[Joins Janken at the door]

Well, I'll be darned!

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Hi guys I'm back, sorry for the absence, I was just building some bunkbeds!

Did you know Bunk -Bed starts with the letter B?
{Doc Smiley} True...
True starts with the letter T!
Where we come from, this is small talk.

 

[Slackbot]

[Janken waves the Carolers, better known as the Minstrels in. Cantus enters first, in a dignified manner. Murray, next through the door, slips on the icy patch and is caught by Brool, the third.]

Murray: Thanks. Whew, it's cold enough to freeze your baloobius out there.

(Murray is the Grover-ish one, and Brool is the monsterlike fella.)

 

[AlittleMayhem]

Welcome to the party guys! That was some beautiful music you played there.

Bob: I know. I've never heard anything like it! Where did you learn to play like that?

 

[Mo Frackle]

Carolers: Learn?

 

[Mo Frackle]

Meanwhile in the kitchen, some guests were preparing a meal.

Swedish Chef: Ho ho ho! Chreesty sooper!

Angelo: Yah!

Alan: Ok guys, what should we make?

Me: That doesn't involve killing someone.

 

[AlittleMayhem]

*to the minstrels*

Uh, surely you must have had some to teach you how to play your instruments?

Cantus: We listen. If you listen, you will learn.

...okay...?

 

[Slackbot]

Cantus: Music comes from without and within. Without what is within, one is without within.

Murray: Practice a lot. If ya wanna practice, you're on the right track.

Brio: [sipping some punch] Hey, it's Whoopee Water!

Janken: Er, that stuff has some extra 'whoop' in it.