The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[HeyButtahfly]

Hey, this house has a built-in Slip 'N Slide!

 

[galagr]

Me: Aww geez, I'm late. You can never be late to a party with the Muppets. Always gotta be punctual.......
* ding Dong *
: Hello?
Me: Hey, I'm galagr, I'm here to help Chef with the catering. Sorry I'm late!
: Oh, It's fine, I just got here myself, was chasing cars.
Me: Heh, a dog joke, how cute.
: Hey, car chasing is a dangerous sport, ain't nothing cute about it.
Me: Sorry to have offended you, Mr. Dog
: Just call me Rowlf, come on in!
* Opens Door *
: Wait watch out for the........
Me: AAUUUGH!
:....... Icy Patch.

:* Drinking Eggnog * Totally not Gnarly, dude. Someone should take of that icy patch. *Sip* Icy ..... patches.... are .... not..... bodacious....... * short curcuits and shuts down*
Me: Guess I'll get up myself.
* Sees Thog, Carl, Behemoth, Mean Mama, Uncle Deadly, Beautiful Day Monster, Boppity, Doglion, Moopets, Lips, Bobo, other obscure characters my fanodm lives on*
Me: * GGGAAASSSPPP * Chef can do the catering himself, I gotta meet these guys!
* Drops cooking utensils and runs off to get autograph book *

 

[MissMusical12]

Let's hope it's heated.
-goes through Slip 'N Slide, but comes out frozen in a block of ice-

 

[HeyButtahfly]

What did Animal do with my ice pick...?

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Maybe he ate it?

*dramatic sting*

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Hey dere, I'm here for the party?
Uh... who are you?

: Mo Frackle.
But I'm Mo Frackle.

: No, I'm pretty sure I'm Mo Frackle.
This is gonna be a long night.

: HONK HONK HONK

: HONK HONK HONK

: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

: Hey! Glad I could make it.
: Ya know, you look familiar... weren't you our costume designer for the first season of the Muppet Show?

: What??
: Oh, I'm just kidding. Glad you could make it, sis!

 

[HeyButtahfly]

: Nooo, dat was me! *Urrrrp*

(ziffled by that whole lineup above)

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Yuck! Sappy reunions! Come on, Mop, let's get out of here. I know where there's a nice borrom closet....

: Kermit, my cuz! Long time, no see!
: Hey, Leon! Welcome back!

: Do the Doozer...

: Do the what?

: Grab your hard hats and work!

: That's called doin' the Doozer.

: AHAHA! A pretty little girl! Tell me where Billy Bones is, my pet!
: Oy! I don't know what jou talking bout, h'okay. And I'm not a girl!

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Who invited the Ziffelers?

 

[MissMusical12]

-after a few moments of heat, finally unfreezes-
Thank goodness!