The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Hubert]

Yeah...that's what I thought. I'm all out of ideas.

But that free wifi in the hottub sounds like an offer I might be interested in.

*carries iPad to hot tub*

 

[fuzzygobo]

Welcome back, my friends,
To the show that never ends,
We're so glad you could attend,
Come inside, come inside...(Emerson, Lake and Palmer, "KarnEvil9", for those who want to hear it).

I'll be over here lacing the eggnog with a little brandy for anyone who wants to partake in a little Christmas Cheer (ID required, unless you bring a note from your mom).
Cheers!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Who are you people and why are you in my house?

 

[MissMusical12]

Who are you people and why are you in my house?

-checks address on invitation- This is YOUR house?

 

[Beauregard]

*enters to rapturous applause from the studio audience*

Honey, I'm home!

*slips on icy patch*

Yup...its home...

 

[Hubert]

ID or note from mom...erm, anyone have a phone?

No, Hubert, don't. No way you're getting drunk at this party. But then...

*dials number*

This is stupid, stupid! Why am I doing this?

Hello, mom? Yeah, I need a note-

*is on hold with music*

Well, she did give me a note alright.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Well, since everyone's here, I brought some fruitcake and cookies.
COOKIES! {eats all of my cookies]
Would anybody like some fruitcake?

 

[Hubert]

It's fruitcake weather, already?

No, not talking to you, mom, I was just making a really terrible reference to Truman Capote.

 

[MissMusical12]

Well, since everyone's here, I brought some fruitcake and cookies.
COOKIES! {eats all of my cookies]
Would anybody like some fruitcake?

Was that just Cookie Monster?
: He my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!

 

[Hubert]

Was that just-

Animal? And Cookie Monster?

*drops phone on the floor and runs after*