The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[MissMusical12]

It's all we could afford.

No one has an IPhone on them?
: I do!

 

[Piggy The Frog]

: We have to get ready for the play, Bert!
: Aw, Ernie... Why do I have to be Mama again?

 

[Mo Frackle]

: We have to get ready for the play, Bert!
: Aw, Ernie... Why do I have to be Mama again?

I think I already used that joke. Oh well, we think alike, I guess.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

I think I already used that joke. Oh well, we think alike, I guess.

(Sorry... I just went back and saw it. Oops. ) Anyway, back to the party...

: PEACE ON EARTH! GIVE ME PRESENTS!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

5:00 and alls well 5:00 and alls well! Except that maid Marian has been kidnapped, the sheriffs up to no good, the dog is eating the Christmas turkey, Kermit's mad at Piggy and its really only 4:30.

 

[Muppet fan 123]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, it's Christmas time in Moulin' Scrooge as long as you can pay...

BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA!

It's Christmas everyday! As long as you can pay!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

Yeah sorry but were flat broke.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way, it's Christmas time in Moulin' Scrooge as long as you can pay...

BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK! BAWK!

WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA! WAWA!

It's Christmas everyday! As long as you can pay!

Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg...

Robin (the Frog): I did not!

 

[Pinkflower7783]

The other Robin, Robin.

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Robin: So you're saying Batman's sidekick laid an egg... Uncle Kermit told me that people don't lay eggs! *wanders off to sit halfway down the stairs, confused*