The first ever Muppet Central Christmas Party

[Piggy The Frog]

: Mistletoe? Is that a disease? *looks worriedly at his toes*

 

[MissMusical12]

: Mistletoe? Is that a disease? *looks worriedly at his toes*

Last time I recalled, Big Bird, it's not. Don't be worried.

 

[Mo Frackle]

: Oh, that's a relief! By the way, have you met Mr. Snuffalupagus? He's my best friend... hey where did he go? Snuffy?

 

[Piggy The Frog]

Don't worry, Big Bird. I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

: *rushes in* There's a big furry elephant-like thing in the hottub, hokay?

 

[MissMusical12]

-sees other humans/Muppets screaming and running out of hot tub-
What's going on?
: GIANT FURRY ELEPHANT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
-goes over to hot tub and sees Snuffy in there alone-
Yup. He's in there.

 

[Hubert]

*gets up from fall, and brushes some excess tree off*

Sheesh...I should quit going to Christmas parties, they all seem to result in something weird happening to me.

*looks over to DH, who is sleeping in the recliner*

 

[Piggy The Frog]

-sees other humans/Muppets screaming and running out of hot tub-
What's going on?
: GIANT FURRY ELEPHANT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
-goes over to hot tub and sees Snuffy in there alone-
Yup. He's in there.

Snuffy: Ohhhh, dear... I'm stuck.

*scratches head* What do we do? I've never tried to pry a snuffleupagus out of a hot tub before.

 

[Mo Frackle]

-sees other humans/Muppets screaming and running out of hot tub-
What's going on?
: GIANT FURRY ELEPHANT!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
-goes over to hot tub and sees Snuffy in there alone-
Yup. He's in there.

*Gordon comes out with half of his moustache shaved off*

Gordon: What was that?
Susan: (laughs)... Uh, honey?
Gordon: What?
Susan: Uh... how can I say this?
Chris: Uncle Gordon! You finally got rid of the moustache!
Miles: Well, part of it. Nice going, dad!
Gordon: What are you talking about.... ?

 

[Mo Frackle]

Snuffy: Ohhhh, dear... I'm stuck.

*scratches head* What do we do? I've never tried to pry a snuffleupagus out of a hot tub before.

: Maybe we could blast?
: Did somebody say "blast"?

 

[Hubert]

*hears Crazy Harry*

Uh-oh, run for cover!

*drags DH out of recliner*