The Fifth Semi-Annual Muppet Central Awards Ceremony!

[Teheheman]

Jolly Ranchers sound good, but I got Whoppers, so I'm good

Daniel

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: * spontaneously hugging Bo and Beau*
Bo: Con---uch---gratulations...
Beau: Can't---breathe--

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: Brace yourselves people… It’s Bean Bunny…

(Applause) (BEAN hops onstage)

BEAN: Hello there! I’m Bean Bunny, here to present the award for Cutest Member! It’s called the “Pinch Their Widdle Cheeks” award. Aww! Isn’t that great? I just love cute things, don’t you? That’s why I love these members!
WhiteRabbit
BeakerSqueedom
AnimatedC9000
Muppetfan44
The Shoe Fairy
And the cutest member at Muppet Central is… BeakerSqueedom! Hooray! Aww, isn’t she swell?

ANNOUNCER: I don’t have time to comment on this because I want to get the number of the cutest member of the forum… be right back.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Pity all the blunderbuss was confiscated...
Beau: That's not nicey nicey.
Bo: I know! That's why I want to shooty-shoot him...
Bean: HEY YOU GUUUUUYS! *bounces only Bobo*

 

[RedPiggy]

*sneaks back in after looking at the program, then looks at watch, hoping I still have time to do homework*

Geez, there're a lot more votes to go....

Didn't seem that long when I was casting ballots...

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: If that popcorn is fake...I don't wanna know what kinda corn he popped to make it.
Bobo: *catches brick* Mind if I...*holds it above Bean*
Beau: *shakes head*
Bean: *cuteness vibes*

 

[theprawncracker]

PRAWNIE: And now, to balance out the over-bearing cute factor… Please welcome Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem!

(Applause) (DR. TEETH, FLOYD, JANICE, ZOOT, and ANIMAL come onstage)

DR. TEETH: Greetings and salutations! We’re here to honor the greatest trader of Muppet music!

ANIMAL: MUSIC! MUSIC!

JANICE: Like, fer sure. A whole lot of people were voted for in “The Music Keeps Rollin’ Along” award for best MUP3 trader because these members are willing to share their hard-earned songs with the rest of the forum or anyone who, like, asks for them.

FLOYD: Mmhm—and we could care less that what they’re doin’ might be illegal. It’s not like we’d be makin’ any music on these songs if they were for sale! (laughs)

DR. TEETH: Possilutely. (grins) The contenders are…
Erine81981
theprawncracker
anytimepally
The Count
Sylinde Bren

FLOYD: And the winner is… theprawncracker! Congrats! Hey man… why’s Rowlf on the award?

JANICE: Oh, like, he kept dogging the artist! Fer sure!

ANNOUNCER: theprawncracker refuses to accept this award without acknowledging anytimepally, Erine81981, and Sylinde Bren for giving him most, if not all, of the Muppet songs he owns. Without them, he wouldn’t have even come close to winning this award.

 

[Oscarfan]

*dashes back from the shower* What did I miss?

Oscar: Nothing yucky, SOK-head!

...thanks Oscar....

Oscar: Not a problem! *SLAM!*

 

[Beauregard]

Beau, Bobo and Bo: *form a barber quartet in celebration*

 

[Teheheman]

I'll stay here cause I'm glued to my seat, but I don't think I was even nominated for anything. Eh, congrats to all the winners so far, and all future winners

Daniel