The Feebles

[gfarkwort]

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[Zack the Dog]

LOL! ah that's great! I liked that frog character. I have to say that after a few years about hearing of this movie on the old MC forum i ganed a copy of it about three years ago, it wasn't as bad as i though, thought the flim was very dark, and you don't get to know much about each of the characters, it has a happy endding and not all the characters are crude. i found some parts very funny, and it was interesting to see as an adult puppet film. But it's not quality and there are many pointless things in the movie.

 

[GOONZOTHECRUDE]

I love this movie and if you think the feebles were bad you should check out a 1976 movie called let my puppets come which is a porn flick with muppets.

 

[mrhogg]

I used a screenshot from Let My Puppets Come as Diab's calendar photo in a few episodes of dotBoom.

 

[GOONZOTHECRUDE]

The whole irony is that if this movie had human actors instead of muppets it would have probobly went unnoticed and I'm still waiting for an American film director to come out with their version but I don't know of anyone who has the stones to do it.

 

[mrhogg]

You're absolutely right; human depravity is common.

I don't think I went quite as far as Feebles, but I *did* go out there on some occasions with my show.

 

[CBPuppets]

I know alot about the movie (Characters and their Description anyway) here's what I know.

Heidi (hippo) - A singer and dancer, she is the big star of the show. She is in a relationship with Bletch. She is severely bipolar and when upset, she overeacts.

Bletch (walrus) - The boss. He acts as producer for the Feebles troupe, runs porn and drug businesses on the side, and is mean as well. He's in a long-term relationship with Heidi (or possibly married to her, but this is not elaborated on) while in an adulterous relationship with Samantha.

Samantha (cat) - A prostitute and Bletch's mistress, who gets killed towards the end of the film.

Harry (rabbit) - Satyristic MC who contracts "the big one", a fatal STD. It is apparently myxomatosis but Harry later finds out it's just "bunny pox."

Trevor (rat) - Bletch's enforcer. Directs pornography and manages the drug business on the side. he also attempts to Rape Lucile

Arthur (worm) - Stage manager. His appearance resembles a book worm. Is an avid cigar smoker.

Sidney (Sid) (elephant) - Animal trainer. A manic depressive who thinks that he has terrible luck. Though he initially denies being Seymour's father, when Seymour is threatened with death in the slaughter which closes the film, Sid acknowledges him and runs to his rescue.

Sandy (chicken) - Has Sid's child out of wedlock. He denies it is his and for this, she is bringing a paternity suit against him.

Seymour (hybrid) - The baby of Sidney and Sandy. He is a half elephant and half chicken hybrid.

Robert (Wobert) (hedgehog) - A new member of the troupe. He has no vices. He falls in love with Lucile. Has a minor speech disorder: He pronounces the letter 'R' as sounding similar to the letter 'W'.

Fly-in-the-sky (fly) - Stereotypical paparazzo bent on breaking Harry's story. After he publishes it, Bletch and Trevor track him down, rip his wings off and flush him down a toilet.

Sebastian (fox) - The homosexual stage director with a penchant for sodomy - including an entire song about it. It is presumed he lost an eye during the film's events since the epilogue for the surviving characters shows him with an eye patch.

Wynyard (frog) - Addicted to "every barbiturate known to man". He is a Vietnam veteran who gets flashbacks about the war and throws knives for the show. He accidentally kills himself during his knife throwing performance.

Lucile (poodle) - Chorus girl who falls in love with Robert after he courts her. At one point, Trevor drugs and attempts to rape her.

Barry (bulldog) - Bletch's driver and enforcer. After raiding the docks with Bletch and Trevor to gain drugs, a large spider bites his head off.

Cedric (wild boar) - A Scottish boar who is part of a large gang, a golfer and tries to double cross Bletch in a drug deal. He is killed when Barry stabs him with a knife.

Louie (dog) - Cedric's side-kick who is a stereotypical "mangy mutt". He is killed by being force fed borax by Bletch after finding out the drug trade was a scam.

Mr. Big (whale) - Cedric and Louie's boss. Bletch orders Trevor to drive his car through Mr. Big's mouth and they exit out of his "you know what". It presumably kills him.

Madam Bovine (cow) - Heavily pierced and large-uddered cow who stars in Trevor's porn. She is never seen again after the filming of the porn with Dennis.

"The Masked Masochist" (cockroach) - Actor in Trevor's porn. Dies after Madam Bovine unknowingly sits on his face and suffocates him. Trevor feeds his body to a monstruous whale-like creature.

Dennis (aardvark) After "The Masked Masochist" dies, he is convinced by Trevor to take a part in the porn movie. It looks like semen drips from his nose and he has a penchant for sniffing panties. He dies after sniffing up borax.

Abi (human) - The only human character, an Indian snake-charmer and contortionist who physically appears to be a parody of Gandhi. he gets his body stuck like a ball. when he gets free, a bed of nails crushes him.

Daisy (dog) - One of the few minor characters of the theater troupe that is given a name. Her name is mentioned by Heidi before the show's debut.

Dr. Quack (duck) - Harry's doctor who told Harry about his illness but later told him the truth when he found out what it really was.

Hope this helps. and sorry is I used some unusual Vocabulary in the description, I was trying to be specific.

 

[frogboy4]

That is a very accurate character description listing.

 

[CBPuppets]

It would be kind of funny and at the same time akward if Family Guy did a reference for this movie. If they did I wonder how It would go?

 

[CBPuppets]

I know......I will answer it myself.

Peter: This is more pointless then Meet The Feebles.

(cut to Peter walking in on Bletch through the door, not shown.)

Bletch: Hey! Hey! Woah! Woah!

(Peter Backs through the door and Bletch is revealed)

Peter: Sorry I saw the door open--

Bletch: and you think it's okay to walk in like that?

Peter: What the h# is your problem!

Bletch: I had a big loss.....what do you think?

(then Samantha is revealed)

Samantha: Come on are we doing it or what? I'm Bored already....

Bletch: Coming!
(Bletch quickly runs back to the room)

Peter: Woah....and I thought I was a Sucker for love. I'll take care of it!

(Peter takes out a machine gun to Kill Bletch and Samantha)

Peter: So long retards!

(Runs out of the door, thus ending the sketch)

I tried to make it as appropriate as possible. so what do you think?