Do any of you guys remember this animated skit I was scared of as a kid? It was the one about the letter F, after the small "f" comes toward you as a loud voice yelled "F!", it goes like this:
ANNOUNCER: This is the Fabulous Flea Circus (Letter F), a fantastic way to learn about the function of that fun letter, F.
RINGMASTER: This is my fantastic flea circus, featuring the fabulous flea family, Freddie, Fats, Fannie, Filbert, and Floyd Flea.
FILBERT FLEA: Floyd has the flu.
RINGMASTER: Flu???
FILBERT: So Fats will fill in for Floyd.
RINGMASTER: Fine.
FILBERT: Better make it fast, 'cause Fats has a five o' clock flight to Finland!
RINGMASTERTo himself) Let's feature Fats first on the format, then. (Loudly, to Fats Flea) FIRE AWAY, FATS!
FATS FLEA: First, I'm gonna fly the flag. Then a flute fanfare, (Short flute music bridge) then I do a flying flip! Oh! Oh! I fractured my foot!
RINGMASTER: Now featuring Freddie and Fannie Flea firing the field cannon on Fort Founter.
FILBERT: Freddie and Fannie are feuding and refusing to perform.
RINGMASTER: Ask Filbert to fill in!
FILBERT: I'm Filbert!
RINGMASTER: Listen, Filbert, you follow Fats and fire on the fort.
FILBERT: Fine, fine. First I put the flame to the fuse, and it goes...
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
RINGMASTER: Filbert, you fool!
FILBERT: Oh, phooey!
RINGMASTER: Anybody wanna buy a used "F"?
(fade out)
If you guys remember this sketch, please let me know!
ANNOUNCER: This is the Fabulous Flea Circus (Letter F), a fantastic way to learn about the function of that fun letter, F.
RINGMASTER: This is my fantastic flea circus, featuring the fabulous flea family, Freddie, Fats, Fannie, Filbert, and Floyd Flea.
FILBERT FLEA: Floyd has the flu.
RINGMASTER: Flu???
FILBERT: So Fats will fill in for Floyd.
RINGMASTER: Fine.
FILBERT: Better make it fast, 'cause Fats has a five o' clock flight to Finland!
RINGMASTERTo himself) Let's feature Fats first on the format, then. (Loudly, to Fats Flea) FIRE AWAY, FATS!
FATS FLEA: First, I'm gonna fly the flag. Then a flute fanfare, (Short flute music bridge) then I do a flying flip! Oh! Oh! I fractured my foot!
RINGMASTER: Now featuring Freddie and Fannie Flea firing the field cannon on Fort Founter.
FILBERT: Freddie and Fannie are feuding and refusing to perform.
RINGMASTER: Ask Filbert to fill in!
FILBERT: I'm Filbert!
RINGMASTER: Listen, Filbert, you follow Fats and fire on the fort.
FILBERT: Fine, fine. First I put the flame to the fuse, and it goes...
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
RINGMASTER: Filbert, you fool!
FILBERT: Oh, phooey!
RINGMASTER: Anybody wanna buy a used "F"?
(fade out)
If you guys remember this sketch, please let me know!