The "Does this ever happen to you?" thread

[Ilikemuppets]

Yeah, they always go to the ear and the lights as well.

 

[wwfpooh]

Too bad both are in the same portion of the room! XD

 

[bazooka_beak]

Does this ever happen to you...

Flies, mosquitos, and/or gnats get into your room, and right away, they go straight for the insides of your ears? I can't stand that! I always end up having to wear something over my ears to keep them out.

Not my ears, but when I was growing up in the South, they often went for your eyes. It was so bad sometimes I was instructed to hold my hands over my head, because apparently they'll go to the highest place. It was so gross and I hated them!

 

[wwfpooh]

I don't hate them per say, but they do become a bother.

 

[D'Snowth]

I don't hate them per say, but they do become a bother.

Said The Chairman for The Board of The Deparment of Insect Rights and Activism.

 

[wwfpooh]

Said The Chairman for The Board of The Deparment of Insect Rights and Activism.

*raises eyebrow* Once I defend the rights of my fellow creatures and I get labeled? Bah...

 

[Drtooth]

You know what's the real cork in the snorkel? Mosquitoes aren't even SUPPOSED to ingest human blood. It's not good for them either.

 

[D'Snowth]

You know what's the real cork in the snorkel? Mosquitoes aren't even SUPPOSED to ingest human blood. It's not good for them either.

Bees aren't SUPPOSED to fly because their tiny little wings can't possibly lift their fat, round bodies off the ground.

 

[wwfpooh]

Bees aren't SUPPOSED to sting, but for some, one sting and they're dead.

 

[D'Snowth]

Bees aren't SUPPOSED to sting, but for some, one sting and they're dead.

Yeah, because the stinger stays in you, and so when they fly away, the stinger stays behind, and clinges on to their internal organs as well.