The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

But, where to?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

THE MALL!

 

[Vincent L]

I should've guessed.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Wherever we can find one, my friend

Edit: ziffeled

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I have diet pink lemonade )

I wonder what unicorn blood tastes like...

 

[Vincent L]

(I have non-diet hot chocolate )

I rather not know…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

You do know you would only just as half as long as you would have lived and that your life would be cursed, don't you?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Vincent, turn into a unicorn so I can drink your blood

 

[Vincent L]

I don't know if I'll actually have the creature's blood when I shapeshift…
I'm not even sure if I can turn into one.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*to Yuna*

But what about bat demons who live indefinitely?