The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

You just had to say that, didn't you?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Vince*
Yup

*notice Johnny lit his feet on fire*
At least you don't have cold feet. I hope you won't get cold feet on our wedding day either

 

[Vincent L]

Bad pun
[hangs some ornaments that had been blown off the tree]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*snow melts around them*

Don't worry, I don't think I will

.....say...how are we gonna find someone to marry us? With everyone being monsters I don't think it's a good idea to have a human...

 

[Vincent L]

As long as everyone stays human, it doesn't make much of a difference.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah, but knowing our friends...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Still, it would be better if we find someone who's also a monster.

 

[Vincent L]

Like Steve?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Dur hur...No

And did you know he's dating Crystal?

 

[Vincent L]

WHAT?!
Out of SO many people in the world, she goes with HIM?!

I can't imagine the scene.