The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think Maybe we should start going to places by teleporting. And I thought we had it bad with snow in Germany...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Screw it...

*teleports them and the car home*

 

[Misskermie]

Well... I guess I'll wait for my next rampage... Because I'm not dying any time soon...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*go to the living room and sit on the couch*

So much for hoping for a peaceful holiday...

 

[Misskermie]

*tie self loose, and falls*

I bet Miss Piggy never goes through this...


*Suicide note flies off the roof, and through monstropolis*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*sits next to Yuna*

Why does EVERYTHING have to happen when we want to have a nice day?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sigh*
I wish I knew...

*put my arms around him andsnuggle close to him*
There always seems to be something happening when we hope for peaceful days...

 

[Misskermie]

*Note still flys... round town*


*Goes to apartment*
Luke?
...
Luke?


*picks up note*

Dear Mom,


I know you didn't mean to hurt anyone, but until you figure out what's wrong, I moved back to the bottom of the lake. I'll come back when you're safe. It's for the best.

P.S. I told Kat that you were a cyborg... She already sees I'm an angel...


Can this day get worse?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns bunny demon*

I guess that's just what happens when your friends are monsters and you are just trying to live normal...

 

[Misskermie]

*Note still floats in mid air, all over the place. )



*Goes to room, starts playing guitar, singing "Hurt"*