The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

No, we're your friends! And have you forgotten about Luke, your adoptive son?

*cast Slow on Jaz*

 

[Misskermie]

*beep*
How dare you slow me down!?

I don't care about him anymore!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*delivers an uppercut while rising out of the floor*

 

[Misskermie]

*falls to ground*
Why, you little...
*Changes chainsaw to fist*
*Punches Johnny in the stomache*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Stop that!

*change into bat demon and hit Jaz hard with my tail*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Jaz's fist goes right through him*

You can't hurt a ghost...

*plasma blast to Jaz's face*

 

[Misskermie]

*falls to ground*
*wipes tears*
C-Cut it out!
*ahem* You... Idiots!
*Gets up, shoots lasers at Yuna*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*dives in front of Yuna and puts up a ghost shield*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cast another fire elemental spell on Jaz*

Please, we want our friend back!

 

[Misskermie]

*Growls*

*Changes fist to vaccum*

Buh-bye ghost guy!

*starts sucking up johnny*