The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*whistles Andy Grifith theme song while shopping for a gift for Jaz in a hardware store*

Hm...what could I possibly get her? Some of this stuff seems so worthless, I need something extra special.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

HOw come you're not the famous pop star?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

No clue, but I think I'd only sing covers of movie and video game songs

 

[Misskermie]

YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!!

*Snaps out of it*

...
Why is it a mess in here?
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Luke: Or we could try and sneak out of here...

Kat: Um... Dude. I assume, you're ten like me.

Luke: Yeah.

Kat: How are WE going to sneak out of the mall?

 

[Vincent L]

[looks in fridge]
Almost empty…time for shopping.
[goes to the mall]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Let's give you a break

And this goes out to those stupid scientists

YOU!!.... never really understood me
YOU!!....always put me down
LIKE!!.... a dog that's beaten over and over
One day I'm gonna take you down

This is who I am
Not a shadow of who I want to be
Try to understand
That this is what you made me
And you're not ever gonna change me

YOU!!....underestimate my sorrow
HOW!!!.... the wreckage of my life
I!!!....tried so many times to tell you
The silence down in both of us (no excuses)

This is who I am
Not a shadow of who I want to be
Try to understand
That this is what you made me
And you're not ever gonna change me

You have made me
You can't change me
You don't know me
This is who I am

You have made me
You can't change me
You don't know me
This is who I am

This is who I am
Not a shadow of who I want to be
Try to understand
That this is what you made me
And you're not ever gonna change me

You have made me
You can't change me
You don't know me
This is who I am

You have made me
You can't change me
You don't know me
This is who I am

You have made me
You can't change me
You don't know me
This is who I am...

 

[Hubert]

Oil? Nah...that's almost like her getting me groceries...

 

[Misskermie]

*Sees people running from me*

What? What's wrong? What'd I do?
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Luke: Trust me. I'll have you home. Plus, we can get your Brother in trouble in the process.

Kat: Oh, then I'm SOOO in.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*clap*
Woohoo

Question! Why's your former female form a famous singer and not you?

 

[Vincent L]

(That's a lot of Fs )
[in the store]
Pancake mix, milk, cabbages…
[comes out after some time]