The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

(Your avatar is going to confuse me )

Yeah yeah, but if this is some kind of trap, I will personally gut you and hang your intestines from my ceiling as decorations *quickly extends and retracts claws*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Don't worry, I won't wear that one too long)

Eric: "I think I need fresh underwear." O_O

Are you sure you want to decorate our bedroom with their intestines?

Basil: *gives Eric a weird look before looking at Johnny* "This is not a trap. You have our word."

 

[Vincent L]

(Looks like Jaz or Casey)

[writes some Christmas cards]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*To Yuna* Hm....you're right. I think the smell might get too much. Maybe I'll just feed them to Spike instead. I'm sure all three of his heads will enjoy the taste of fresh meat. Although I might drain their blood beforehand

*Looks at Basil* Then there's nothing to worry about and your intestines will remain internal.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

As long as you don't plan to drink their blood.

Eric: "They're scaring me, Basil..."

Basil: "Eric, calm down. It's not like they're going to attack us and we're not going to attack them."

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***The one guy isn't too brave is he? ***

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Well, he did say he could need fresh underwear **

Basil: *stands up* "That's all we have to say." *he gives us a card* "Call us if you need our help or if Cuthbert attacks." *he and Eric leave*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

They have business cards? *laughs*

So...what now?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the card*
It's just a phone number. And here I thought they have other means of communication

Don't know... Maybe we could have some quality time together. Or we could discuss our wedding?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Or both