The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Perhaps we should see if you can control your transformations awake and asleep...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Should I go to sleep then?

 

[Misskermie]

Robot Me: Good thing you can't fly! Ha ha ha!

...
You know what...
I'm a vampire too...
So maybe I CAN fly....
...
Except...
I DO NOT, know how to use wings, retract teeth, or stay away from Garlic.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we either wait until it's night and bedtime or I find a way to exhaust you

 

[Misskermie]

*Tries to retract oil wanting fangs*


I guess she has my vampireness too.
Merde, Merde, Merde!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Pulling a plane across a runway

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

That would be a way to exhaust you

Or you could lift weights without using your demon powers

 

[Misskermie]

*Sparky lands on me*

SPARKY! *Hugs him*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Haha...yeah right. You wanna see a crippled bat demon with no movement in his arms?

If you haven't noticed, I'm not the most muscular of people

 

[Misskermie]

*Runs inside apartment, and goes to the roof, and sits*


Am I a human, or am I robot?