The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*just keeps hugging Yuna*

*Steve starts to get up*

Steve: Urg...what happened...where am I? *looks around and sees them* YOU TWO! *realizes he's a unicorn*......O_O *runs away into the woods*

 

[Vincent L]

[looks at Steve running]
Am I the only one feeling the ridiculousness of this situation?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*slowly*
Oooookay... what was that about? It was almost like he has amnesia...

 

[Vincent L]

Was the kick that hard?
Oh well, that way he won't throw us in jail.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Let's put it this way...I'm guessing he was running at about...maybe a bit less than 80 miles per hour. I can kick a hole through a thick wood wall and leave a dent in metal...

The impact would probably have fractured his skull at the minimum if he was human...

 

[Vincent L]

Is his skull harder than metal, then?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Still doesn't explain the brain in size of a pea.

*grumble He's nothing but a dirty little coward. No wonder his girlfriend left him*

 

[Vincent L]

Maybe it's because his girlfriend left him?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Let's not think about it now and just leave before he decides to come back...

 

[Vincent L]

Maybe not yet, let's ask him some questions when he comes back, first.