The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*start the log test*

*can easily break them with his tail*

*wins by one log*

Oh look. It's a tie. Got a tiebreaker set up or did you think you were gonna win?

Steve: How about an eating contest?

Is that some kind of insult? -_-

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*call*
How about a hotness contest? Or ice skating in human form?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: *ignoring Yuna* No...if I wanted to make it an insult I would say cheese eating contest

Actually...you shouldn't feed mice or rats cheese...it's not go-

Steve: Shut up! Let's just fight now!

Wh-what? Fight? But...

Steve: Scared?

What's this all about? Seriously...

*Steve suddenly turns around and kicks him in the stomach, sending him flying backwards*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*gasp at the hard kick*

*shout insults at Steve and shout encouraging words to Johnny*

*mumble to myself Burning Steve's butt, than another body part and then summoning Bahamut and/or Eden... yep, I think that will be enough... just enough *

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*gets up and just barely dodges a charge attack*

Seriously, this is just stupid. I went along with your little competition, but this has gone too far. What are you trying to prove?

Steve: Shut up! *another charge attack*

*dodges*

Steve: What's wrong? Aren't you going to fight back?

No! Because this is dumb!

Steve: Your life is dumb?

What? O_O *gets stabbed in the shoulder*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*quiver in rage about Steve*

*mumble You little son of *beep*. Dirty little coward. Wait until I cast some spells on you*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Steve: That was just practice...

*shoulder heals*

Look...can't we just talk about this? *walks backwards and trips over tail, falling*

Steve: What's there to talk about? *stomps his chest*

Oof X_X

Do you...really want to kill me?

Steve: *thinks for a bit then prepares to stomp*

*teleports boots back onto feet and gives Steve a good kick to the chest*

*steve stumbles backwards*

*gets up and slams his tail into the side if Steve's face*

 

[Vincent L]

(sorry, went to buy something for Mom)

(low voice) I can't stand this anymore…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Me neither... I really want to hurt Steve at the moment...

 

[Vincent L]

Hurting him wouldn't be good sportsmanship. But then, he isn't showing it himself.