Officer #2: Braddy, go call Mike, will ya?
Officer: Alright... *pulls phone out of glove compartment*
Officer #2: Well, it wasn't much. Some blasted *bleepin'* bozo strangely destroyed some statue not far from here. We got him on vandalism of public property. The guy was so fired up that we had to knock him out for a while. So we have absolutely no identification of this guy, but we remembered that there was some other guy on the scene who was yelling. We came out looking for the yelling guy in hopes he knew something about the criminal, but no cigar. Weirdness, I tell ya...