The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

You never had her love! You saw her crying after I saw you guys at the park!

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: Who said that was the only time?



EDIT:


*To Hubert*


Oh really? Is that why we slept together, Mr. Jealous?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Cause Jaz was so scared to kiss you, I had to possess her and do it for her...if she kissed you on her own...uh...*blink blink*

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: Uh?

 

[Hubert]

Genuine love and fake love are two different things, and I would think that you of all people would be able to know that!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I was gonna say good for her, but then I remembered who I was talking about...*glares*

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: Well... While you're arguing to me about something I'm totally right about... Jaz is still dead as a doornail...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to Johnny*
Sure, rip his chest open. But let me kick one body part of his in a cart of manure.

 

[Hubert]

At this point, I'm not sure what would be more fun...ripping his body apart, or letting him die a SLOW and PAINFUL death...

 

[Misskermie]

Brett: *Laughs* Hubert, Hubert, Hubert... Revenge is not the answer...