The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Ah, I see)

Yup, like when we have our wedding day.

*take a sip from my juice*

When would be the best for you? Personally, I don't want to rush the preparations but I also don't want to wait for too long.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*food comes*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*start eating*

How about we head home after dinner?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah, that sounds good. So if you ever see those kids again are you really gonna hurt them?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'll just hit them
But really, anyone who's well prepared can enter this cave and defeat Ifrit in ten minutes. Fifteen or twenty if we include the time they need to leave the cave

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh huh...even puny humans who are dopes?

*finishes eating*

 

[DrDientes]

*look up* Whoa... Is night already? I'm going to sleep at my apartment. My back hurts for sleeping in the floor of the roof... See ya later, Marie! *flies away*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

If at least someone competent is with them

*finish eating*

If not... I hope they have arranged their funeral

 

[Sgt Floyd]

XD

*leaves restaurant with Yuna*

*go back to bike and get on*

*Drives far enough no one can see and teleports them home*

*goes to bedroom with Yuna, gets undressed and gets in bed*

 

[DrDientes]

*enters apartment* My bed... My beatiful bed... *enters bed and falls asleep, with clothes still on*