The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Good thing I'm not actually like that. I would never get dates that way

*eats*

Not that I actually date anyone. You know what I mean

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*eat too*

The only dates you get are from your girlfriend, unless you want to make her really mad.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Like I said, you know what I mean

*finishes eating*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yap

*finish eating a few minutes later*

*smirk*
So, are you really still waiting for the "massage"?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Maybe the duplicate is

So...you wanna just...skip going back to the apartments? I'm sure they can take care of it themselves...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, I'm not really keen seeing a poltergeist swimming in Hubert's toilet.

Let's just go home and have a nice evening

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Yeah, let's go

*takes Yuna's hand and walks back to the house*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*back in the house*

So, anything you'd like to do? Maybe watch a movie? Or have intimate moments with your girl? I'm open for anything

 

[Sgt Floyd]

After having to deal with a bunch of duplicates, I think you deserve to pick

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm...

*smirk and pull Johnny by his shirt collar closer to me so that our noses are touching*

I think I take the second option