The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

J2: Dunno...maybe that one is a clone sent to trick you into thinking it was me? Good thing it burned up though. Hey, wanna go home? Do some "things?"

*mentally facepalming*

*Thinks is the perverted half of me going to be the first copy I make ALL the time?*

Rex: Ok...something is seriously wrong here...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

...

I think I rather do the "things" you mean with the original Johnny.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Ok, ok...this freak show is over...Johnny, uh...the one on the floor...get up and stop pretending you are dead. And do something about that "clone" or whatever it is...

*still not moving*

 

[lilmissmuppet]

ok cool

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at the skeleton Johnny on the floor*

Well, if the Johnny on the floor won't move, I might as well do some "things" with the other one.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*and yet another Johnny comes in*

J3: HEY! Get away from her! *readies plasma blasts*

*Rex's brain looks like it's about to explode*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

A third Johnny? O_O

*look at the Johnny still lying on the floor*
I didn't make us checking out an abandoned train station and we didn't board a Phantom Train xesterday, so no need to confuse me too.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***I'm sorry...I had to do something when this didn't work...***

Rex: I...I...@_@ Brain go boom...

*J3 hits J2 with a few plasma blasts*

J3: No perverted creep is going anywhere near my girl, especially if he's disguised as me!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

**Ah, I see. Can it be that the second copy is an exaggeration of your jealousy, seeing that this one doesn't want any perverted creep near me?**

Woah! Calm down. Only one of you can be the real Johnny, unless I've been unknowingly dating three guys over the past two months. Now then, who can prove he's the real Johnny?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

***Hm...I'd say more protectiveness than jealousy...just let it kill the first copy...I'll just re-absorb the energy used to make it...and why do you think I'm still on the ground...I split my energy three ways...***

*Rex seems like his brain has shut down completely*

*J3 still has eyes locked on 2*