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*squeezes her hand*
(I can't write news articles. This is why I'm not a journalist
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NEWS ARTICLE 1:
"Last week, there was a brutal mass slaughter. Many people attributed it to some rogue werewolves, but recent eyewitness reports and photos reveal that the attacker was actually one of the resident bat demons, who once claimed they wanted to defend the city from monsters who intended to do harm. We have sent someone to interview one of the bat demons, but he has not returned. Please continue reading the news for further information."
ARTICLE 2:
"We are happy to announce that our interviewer has safely returned. He claims the demons were very nice and treated him like family. Here is what one of the bat demons had to say about about the incident: 'We deeply apologize to all of the citizens who were affected by this event. My father has some-issues-that we thought we had solved a long time ago. Normally, bat demons are intolerant to human blood. It makes us sick, similar to humans who are lactose intolerant. However, for years, even before I was born, my father has been-experimenting-with drinking human blood. Human blood has an addictive property to it. Normally, we are not affected by it, but my father became obsessed with seeing the effects of what would happen if bat demons drank a lot of human blood. Normally, we just throw it up and are all better. My father wanted to test the limits of what we could take, so he experimented on himself. It started to slowly drive him crazy. He craved it. It started to control his life. Eventually, he developed a trait where even just the taste sent him into an uncontrollable rage and would kill anything with a pulse. This happened before I was born. I remember my mother trying to help cure his addiction. Recently, it seemed as if we succeeded. If I knew he would revert back to his old ways I would have never brought him with us. Thankfully, neither me, my wife, or my daughter seem to have this trait.'"
ARTICLE 3:
"The bat demon who was responsible for the first attack has struck again. This time, many more people were slaughtered. Thankfully, the bat demon has been killed by a group of witches, who claim that bat demons are not who they seem. Who are these witches? *rest is torn and missing*"
ARTICLE 4:
"The witches have done it again! They have now rid the town of bat demons once and for all. As a gift, they have presented town hall with a statue that they say is a gargoyle in the shape of a bat demon that is meant to ward off any bat demons who may come to the city."
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