The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Ah, Golbez is as harmless as me when I'm sleeping

*finish eating and put the plate on my bedside table*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I know he's harmless. I made him. And I gave him free will and a personality, unlike other things I've made

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

And he won't hurt you

*Golbez crawls over to sit on Johnny's lap*

Hey, this seat's reserved just for me

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*pets him*

You'll have your turn, Yuna

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*smirk*

But I hope it involves more than just petting me

*Golbez leans against Johnny, looking happy at being petted*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*walks to store*

I am REALLY not a good boss.

*returns to rubble*

Oh yeah. It burnt down.

*starts looking through the dirt*

I wonder if I left anything in here....

*sees door*

*tries to lift*

Huh. It's like this door is attached to the ground...

*opens door*

There are stairs!

*shifty eyes, goes down*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*cough, cough*

Yuck. Looks like this place hasn't been used in years. Wonder why I never noticed it before.

*shines phone*

Ah, now I can see.

*keeps walking down hall*

Is this another door?

*examines, then opens.* *finds light, switches on*

OH MY...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ok...I forgive him for the weird looks he gives me

And I charge extra for services beyond petting

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Oh? And what would that be?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Depends on what you want