The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: You know, I'm one person in a tiny kitchen barely bigger than a shoebox. I can only make so many pretzels.

Do you have any pretzel dogs?

Lady: *mumbles*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Home-made pretzels. That explains why they're so good

 

[Vincent L]

I think I need some Halloween candy.
[heads off to the mall]
[sees S&Y at the pretzel stand]
Hehe

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: Home-made as in pre-packaged dough then yeah, I guess. Can you just buy something and leave me alone?

Hmm...what do you think, Yuna?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, six pretzels and we leave you alone, lady

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Lady: Bah...want any dip? -_-

Honey Mustard sounds good Or cheese...hm....

Lady: Make up your mind already -_-

 

[Vincent L]

[goes to nearest pay phone]
[prank calls the pretzel lady]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Why not something spicy?

Or we could get chocolate cream or ice cream

 

[Vincent L]

(In call) Hello, I'd like 42 pretzels to go, please!

 

[Misskermie]

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