The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get off the bike after we parked and head straight to the pretzel stand*

*buy some pretzels for Johnny*

*think I should learn how to make pretzels*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*Gives the lady at the stand a smug look*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*give Johnny his pretzels*

Here, handsome

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes pretzels from Yuna*

Thanks, beautiful

*gives her a kiss in front of the pretzel lady, just to be a jerk*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*kiss back, grinning*

That wasn't nice... Screw niceness

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What? How was that not nice? Do you not want me to kiss you anymore?

Let's go sit down and eat

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

It wasn't nice for a hot guy like you to kiss his cute girl like me in front of a single woman

*smirk*
But you can kiss me as often as you like

*nod and find a nice place to sit down*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*glances back at the pretzel lady and gives her an "I'm too good for you" type look*

She has made it obvious I annoy her, so now I kinda feel the need to act like an obnoxious jerk to her

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
Well, I don't care if you're an obnoxious jerk to her as long as you still plan to kiss me

*take a pretzel*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Of course I do

*eats a pretzel*