The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

I'm having the urge again… ugh, why does this have to be so hard?

EDIT: just realized how wrong that can be interpreted

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...because hybrids are hold hearted killers with no soul who should all be burned at a stake made of silver >_>

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Just calm down, take a deep breath and maybe try to think of something pleasant. Like a beautiful warm summer day, sitting near a river bank and letting a refreshing breeze caress your cheek. Just think of things that make you feel tranquil.

*think At least I hope this would help...*

Edit:
Even Vincent? And I'm technically a hybrid too... at least I think so...

 

[Vincent L]

(to Sarge) I'm on your most-wanted list, then…

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I mean vampire-werewolf hybrids. Something about the two together just destroys any shred of humanity left...

 

[Vincent L]

I, to an extent, an one.
But this is really taking my self-control to the limits…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*about to answer when the waitress arrives with our orders*

*waitress gives each of us whatever we ordered and leaves*

*look at my schnitzels, noticing they're all shaped like things you usually associate with Halloween*

... Would it be considered cannibalism if I eat those bat-shaped schnitzels?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Still...I'm concerned. You were turned into one out of pure malice, hatred, and evil.

The evil energy pumped into you is going to consume you...I just hope...there isn't a seal on the powers...

Edit: As long as its not bat meat then no I happen to enjoy playing Ozzy Osbourne and biting the heads off gummy bats

 

[Vincent L]

Let's prey not, or I'll go insane.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Good, 'cause the menu said it's actually chicken meat

*start eating*