The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

I was...but a new one was born a few hours ago

 

[Vincent L]

Wow, how did that happen?
*still staring at the second bat demon*
*think Looks like Yuna, but maybe it's just me*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

... That sounded like I gave birth to your child a few hours ago, Johnny

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well, it sounds better than I turned you

 

[Vincent L]

*think System error -42: INFORMATION OVERLOAD*
What?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Vincent...this is Yuna

 

[Vincent L]

WHAT?!
*think OK, this is not what I expected when I said I wanted something exciting today*
*stares at Yuna*
How?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

This is a very big shock to you isn't it

 

[Vincent L]

Give me time…
[walks to the window]
[turns into a bird and flies out]

(Which is good, since it's time for me to leave)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think he took it well... Let's give him time to get used to the change.