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Sgt Floyd

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Rex: Yep. Everything has been fine. Nothing bad has happened recently

*rises out of vortex, leaving it underneath him*

*Freddy voice* Then I think we are overdue for some fun *evil laugh*

*Rex and Fang freeze in fear*

*makes arm intangible and harmlessly thrusts claw through Fang's chest*

*Fang looks absolutely terrified*

*Rex slowly turns to look, screams, and darts behind Yuna, hiding behind her*

Rex: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
 

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*try to look terrified but instead I look like I'm about to burst out laughing*
 

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*takes arm out of Fang's chest*

*Fang faints as soon as it happens*

*looks at Rex*

Hehehehehe

*scrapes claws against the wall and starts walking towards Yuna and Rex*
 

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Hehehehe...

*suddenly disappears*

Rex: O_O *breathing heavily*

*reappears behind Yuna with claws against her throat*

Here's Johnny! Hehehehe

(Ow...I hurt my own brain with that awful pun)
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*in a nervous voice*

Johnny as in Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd? Or Johnny as in the handsome guy who happens to be my boyfriend?
 

Sgt Floyd

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Johnny as in the guy who goes crazy in the Shining and tries to kill his family...watch more horror movies...or read more Stephen King

*harmlessly jams claws into her throat*

*Rex really does wet his pants* I'm so sorry, Yuna...*backs away slowly*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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... I'd rather have my boyfriend...

*pretend to make gasping noises, as if I can't breathe and I'm about to die*
 

Sgt Floyd

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You want your boyfriend?

*Looks at Rex*

Isn't that cute? She wants her boyfriend

*looks back at Yuna*

You really want your boyfriend?

*retracts claws and starts to turn back to normal*

*voice starts to go back to normal* Here he is...

*Rex looks dumbfouned*
 

Yuna Leonhart

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*look at Johnny and grin*
Hey there, handsome :big_grin:

*whisper*
You know, when I said "let's see if Fang and Rex wet themselves" I didn't expect Rex to really wet himself :stick_out_tongue:
 
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