The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles you'll get my claws in your throat if you do...*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*move closer to Johnny, briefly brushing a certain lower area with my leg*

*rest my head right above his heart*

*mumble That is one long sword*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(really really really trying hard to stop myself from posting an extremely dirty quote from Brutal Legend...although it makes absolutely no sense in context)

*mumbles who needs a sword when you have insanely sharp claws?*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(And I'm still wondering if the voice actors for the playable characters in Dissidia realized how wrong some of their quotes sound when taken out of context)

*mumble I don't care if they're manikins or snakeskins. Let me at 'em*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*extends claws in sleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*snuggle closer to Johnny*

*mumble Why are you hesitating?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*accidentally jabs self with claws and wakes up*

*dazed, confused, and half asleep*...whuhhappeh....

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*still asleep, hand still on his behind*

*mumble something about Johnny and ice cream*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Meh...

*retracts claws and goes back to sleep*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*slowly start to wake up*

*smile when I see he's still asleep and absentmindedly stroke his chest with the hand not resting on his behind*