The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

"In the game"? But please tell me it's really weak to my thunder elemental spells.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Um...maybe?

*monster crushes him under foot*

*glides out from under foot and slashes it's chest*

Can't crush what doesn't have bones or internal structures of any kind

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*chuckle*
Good thing my boyfriend can turn into a shadow

Now then, time for a thunderous battle!
*cast Thundaga on the monster*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*the monster screams and swipes at Yuna*

No you don't! *slashes with claws and wing spikes*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*scream when the monster swipes at me*

Dance, dance!
*cast Thundaga again*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*starts humming You're Gonna Go Far, Kid by the Offspring*

*keeps slashing, the monster howling in pain, taking a few useless swipes*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Pierce the darkness! End this!
*summon Quezacotl*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Pierce the darkness? I'm offended

*monster screams and turns to dust*

Hm...they don't turn to dust in the game...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, it was either this or "Ixion! Lightning strike!" and since my thunder elemental Summon is Quezy, I had to go with "Pierce the darkness!"
Be happy I didn't quote Warrior of Light when battling Cloud of Darkness

Hm, maybe it's just different in real life... or it means something really bad :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hehe...you know, a side mission in Brutal Legend was to kill one of these guys who took over the cave of a family of bats.......

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