The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*makes content bat noises*

*holds Yuna close*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*now move my hands in circular fashion on hi back*

*content noise*

I like peaceful moments like these. I really don't want it to end.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Especially after certain incidents involving a certain chew toy...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*confused*
Chew toy? Do you mean our personal dummy Vincent?

 

[Vincent L]

(Uh oh...)

[crawls to Yuna's room]
[knocks]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I was trying to make a joke about me biting him

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*comprehend*
Oh.

... I hope it still hurts *evil grin*

 

[Vincent L]

[knocks again]
*think Yeah, that hurts all right...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*hears the knock*

*low growl*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*reluctantly get out of bed and put on my dressing gown*

*mumble Whoever it is, I'm gonna hurt*

*go to the door and open it*

*see Vincent*

You have ten seconds to tell me what you want before you lose a certain male body part.