The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

(I'm hanging on a cliff meanwhile... and get scared by creepy noises in the attic or on the roof...
Nighty night)

*sigh, knowing I shouldn't argue*

Okay but please be careful. I'll be waiting here for you until you come back or call me.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

What do you mean? You're coming with me. The way you wanted to do it was just too dangerous.

*teleports both of them to a remote area outside the city*
*turns demon*
*teleports the were-coyote to them*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*think Where's the roadrunner when you need one?*

*start casting ice elemental spells to try to freeze the were-coyote*

 

[Vincent L]

*mumble No, I don't have a job yet*
*I don't want any popcorn*
*My shirt is blue like the sky*
*The itsy-bitsy spider climbs up the water spout*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*coyote causes a shower of boulders*

*tries to destroy the boulders with plasma blasts*

*fires ice at coyote*

*coyote dodges*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*get it on the shoulder by a shoulder*

*ignore the pain*

Slow down, Wile E.!

*cast Slow on the were-coyote*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*coyote slows down a bit but not enough to be of any effect*

*coyote summons rock spears from the ground*

*is too busy blasting it to notice*

*leg gets impaled through one*

*screams then yanks it out, leg healing instantly*

*thinks I'm dumb...*

*enters shadow form*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fly around to avoid the rock spears*

*one brushes my side; cast Cura*

*summon Brothers*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*coyote howls and crashes to the ground, but gets up unfazed*

*flies at the coyote and rakes it claws, but doesn't even leave a scratch*

Wha? O_0

*coyote charges and somehow manages to pin him to the ground, despite being in shadow form* O_O

*somehow can't get away*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*swoop down and try to get the coyote away from Johnny*