The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble in sleep Ewww! Aren't you hot?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(spouting off random Brutal Legend quotes )

*mumble Boy, these guys are awfully flammable for being soaking wet*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(And spouting off random Dissidia quotes )

*mumble I see a poser!*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*accidentally punches yuna*

*mumbles I feel like ten times the demon I was before!*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*punch Johnny by accident*

*mumble in a really excited voice Whad'ya think of this? Does it hurt? DOES IT!?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*mumbles You think you can hurt an Emperor?*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Look at who I get to mess with next!*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*pulls Yuna closer*

*mumbles You only make me stronger, human.*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble Ohhh! Who's THAT handsome devil?*

(*think Kefka has the best lines in Dissidia*)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*grows tail and wraps it around her waist*

*mumbles Let your veins run thick with my disease!*