The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

*THE FOLLOWING POST IS ENTIRELY IN HUBERT'S MIND:

"HUBERT YOU ARE SO CLUELESS!!!! I LIKE YOU!!!!!"

"I like you."

Do I like her?

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Gar...why does your wembling get you down at a time like this?*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I dunno. It was always pretty empty, even before these supposed wolf sightings...

Maybe we need to do a bit of research...see if anything strange happened here that people don't like talking about :/

 

[Misskermie]

*watches a muppet movie*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Something that scares them going out. Maybe the witches' attack years ago has something to do with it?

 

[Hubert]

Gaah, I need help...

**Yuna, I don't want to break up any rendezvous you may have going on right now, but are you available to telepathically talk?**

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Maybe...

*pulls out phone and gets on the internet*

 

[Misskermie]

*piggy says she loves kermit*

LIES!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hubert's contacting me now. I talk to him while you research.

**Yeah, I am, Hubert. What's the matter? Did the hole you found rob you of your powers?**

 

[Hubert]

**Er...luckily...no...but...it seems sort of odd to come to you with this...but...well...Jaz...she told me that...well...she...she likes me...and I...I'm just a bit...a bit confused right now...**

 

[Misskermie]

*piggy and kermit kiss*
Kermit, why would yoi.believe her!!!??