The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Pretty good when not consumed by my TV...you?

 

[Misskermie]

I've been good...
Went by the fire place and almost melted...

 

[Hubert]

You need to be more careful...

 

[Misskermie]

Yeah... Winter is a night mare for me...

 

[Hubert]

Maybe you should try to quit using real fireplaces...get one of those Amish fireplaces instead...

 

[Misskermie]

yeah... but it kills the romantic atmospere.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Wait...I want to try something first...

*turns into a solid black "werewolf" with green eyes, a really fluffy "mane", very muscular upper body, fluffy tail, and clothes transform*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*look at his wolfhish form*
Now I have the urge to cuddle you for some reason...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Does it look any different than before?

 

[Hubert]

Romantic atmosphere?

(EDIT: 3000 posts, take two)