The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Man: You don't get it, do you? "He," as you insist on using that pronoun, is the last one because of the interference of that stupid queen. If it wasn't for her, there wouldn't be any more bat demons, just like how it should be.
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I am resisting my urge to smash it. So...

*makes a scale size city rise up out of the sand*

HAHAHA! SMASHY SMASHY! *proceeds to play Godzilla*

 

[Vincent L]

What?! How did you do that?

[throws rocks at the buildings]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*laugh*
Reminds me of the scene in Lilo & Stitch where Stitch built San Francisco and played Godzilla

 

[Vincent L]

[turns into a rhino]
[starts banging into stuff]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

SSSSSRRRREEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

*kicks, stomps, punches and tailswipes buildings*

 

[Vincent L]

[turns human]
[gets into a karate outfit]
HAI-YAH!!
[starts hand-smashing the stuff]

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Come on, Yuna! Don't you want to destroy the sand-city?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*sit in tailor fashion, watching them destroy buildings*
Where's the popcorn when you need it?

 

[Vincent L]

[turns into a bird]
[blows off building by creating wind]

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stand up and destroy buildings with Tornado*
WHEEE!