The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*takes some slow, stiff steps towards Jaz*

*tail snaps back and forth*

*screams again*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*flinch at the shriek*

*so only Johnny can hear me*
**I'll punish you for this shriek**

 

[Misskermie]

*Steps backwards* Now, now Mr. Skeleton, I-I don't want any trouble...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*jumps and lunges at jaz*

*thrusts hand forward about to claw her but stops about an inch away and stands completely still*

 

[Misskermie]

*Before Stop*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! NOOOOO! TAKE THE WITCH! CYBORGS ARE HARD TO DISSASSEMBLE!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raise an eyebrow*
Yeah, the witch sure wouldn't mind it.

 

[Misskermie]

HOW ARE YOU SO CALM WOMAN!!
THAT THING ALMOST KILLED ME!!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*puts arm down then starts walking in a creepy, stiff manner towards Yuna*

 

[Misskermie]

O________O

RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*pretend to be frightened*

Now listen, I generally don't like it when anybody other than my boyfriend grabs me.