The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*stoop*
Kiss and now you gotta turn back

 

[Vincent L]

[turns into human form on cue]
That will come in handy in the drama club.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, this'll be a nice stage version of The Frog Prince
Or any other fairy tale where the prince changes into an animal.

 

[Vincent L]

The original version includes throwing the frog at a wall…

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

But it doesn't mean the drama club can't use the version where the princess kisses the frog
But throwing could work for the drama club, too.

 

[Vincent L]

I am not volunteering!

I don't think there are any other fairy tales about prince turning animal.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm, I can't think of any other fairy tale at the moment.

But you could turn into a mouse and play the mouse king in The Nutcracker

 

[Vincent L]

Or a replacement for Robin.

Do you hear that Hollywood? I'm the all-talented and wonderful Vincent Liu! The animal shapeshifter. Hire me!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*laugh*

And I'm Yuna Leonhart! The cute little witch who can use magic to make people fall down and who's dating a bat demon! Hire me!

 

[Vincent L]

Dating a bat demon will not attract producers.