The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

You started to act than a hyperactive five year old. Now, can I leave you alone without any concerns of you bothering anyone or setting things on fire?

 

[meepmuppaphones]

*Scratches head*
Ummmm... What? I don't remember anything about catching things on fire...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, you lighted a car on fire and I put the fire out. Well then, I'll be back in my room.

*go back to my room*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Didja ever think I might not be online?)

*opens door*

*mumbles something incoherently then slams it shut*

 

[meepmuppaphones]

Okay then...
*Goes to the kitchen to grab some bacon*
Hey Sarge! Want some bacon? If you don't, I'll eat it!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*screams through door*

No! I don't want bacon! *mumbles something else*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*hear the scream and go outside to investigate; find Meepo in front of Sarge's door*

What's going on?

*notice the bacon Meepo is carrying*
WAH! O_O

*grab the bacon*
No more bacon for you!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

WHAT? No bacon? Why?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I don't what to repeat why happened just ten minutes ago! I don't need another car on fire or food thrown at me!

 

[meepmuppaphones]

That happened because I ate too much bacon?
*Looks at plate*
I'll limit myself to ten pieces, because that's as much as I remember eating before going crazy. Sorry.