The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

*sneaks up and tries to claw the man but he turns around and grabs wrists*

O_O

*goes intangible and escapes*

*quickly tail swipes the ground, tripping him*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Stupid guy...
*kick the guy again*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(I'm tired...we need to finish this up...)

Now, Yuna. That is not how you kick someone. This is how you kick someone...

*kicks man...gouging him with foot claws*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(Okay)

Well, not everyone has claws down there. But nice kick.

*look at Grace*
Let's get her home.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I'm not done yet...*does unspeakable things with front claws*

*disposes body in a vortex*

(hey, have you seen these, Yuna?)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(hey, awesome! *want them* )

*nods appreciatively*
Great job. Anyone else who needs to be disposed of? No? Well, let's go home!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

...*sigh* How does she get into these situations?

*teleports everyone back to the apartment*

*puts grace in her room*

(good night)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I'd like to know that, too...
Well then, night.
*go to my room*

(nighty night)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*is dreaming*

*is seeing the destruction of the underwater civilization at the lake caused by the scientists looking for something*

*is bizarrely dreaming from the point of view of the kraken trying to defend the civilization...sees own self being attacked*

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! *wakes up*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*fall off the chair upon hearing the scream, an egg falls on my head*
WAH!
*jump up and leave the room, ignoring the egg on my head*
Where's the fire?