The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

I think I risk it. If I don't survive, take care of Golbez for me.

Really? I think I've got the same feeling, too. But I'm not hungry... yet.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

If you say so...

I think I'll just stay out of the way...hang out on the ceiling of this place...literally...

*turns into a bat and clings to the ceiling*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Okay, you go hang around.

*go back to where the ligh is; take a deep breath*
Here goes nothing.
*step into the light; ground shakes and a monster appears*

O_O
Holy *beep*

*it raises it sword and slashes at me; I jump out of the way in time and summon Doomtrain*

Oh great, that thing is immune to almost every status effect. At least its defence is zero now.

*it attacks again, this time hitting me; I use Blizzaga, followed by Waterga*

*another sword slash and another; I summon Brothers and use Blizzaga, Firaga, Thundaga and Waterga, ignoring the blood loss all the time*

Well, I guess it's time for my most powerful spells, eh?

*before I can even think of one, it attacks me with a light pillar; it leaves me severely weakened; I use all my might for a Flare spell*

*the monster explodes in a white light; I collapse in exhaustion*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*crawls along the wall to get closer to Yuna*

...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

***conversation in my mind***
???: "Congratulations, you defeated Ultima Weapon."
Huh? Who are you?
???: "I am Eden, the most powerful Summon in existence."
Oh, you're that Summon from the carvings.
Eden: "Yes, indeed. But you cannot always summon me. Only when you are your angelic form."
Great, haven't found that one yet.
Eden: "You will someday."
Guess you're right.
Eden: "I will now join your other Summons."
***end of conversation***

*sit up slowly and groan*
Next time, I'm going to cast Protect, Shell and Regen on myself before I take on an ancient monster.
*look at my wounds and cast Cure; wounds heal a little, bleeding stops*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Do de doo! Rabbit for dinner! La la dum de doo de doo! It came outta my hat! Bum de dum! Letsee, a rabbit for me, one for Sarge, one for Yuna, one for Lola, anyone else? Doesn't really matter, I have an unlimited supply in my magic hat. Ha ha.

*fries up some rabbit on stove.*

Hmm, still no one.

*opens window, lets smell of food go out*

That will bring 'em!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(for some reason that made me giggle )

*flies down and lands next to Yuna*

*stares quizzically*

Edit: Ziffled...although what both of you posted did make me giggle

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*see a little bat, aka Sarge*
That Ultima Weapon's deader than a door nail. But its light pillar hurts like being in an oven. Be glad you weren't there, otherwise we'd have roasted bat for dinner. Oh, and I got a new Summon.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*turns demon*

Well...you're alive. Thats all that matters. You want to go back to the apartment now? I'd rather not be here for much longer...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Yeah, Let's go back.

*stand up but stumble*