The Creature Calamity Club

[Sgt Floyd]

Who would have thought the lake was home to so many...uh...supernatural places...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*walk in*
How many supernatural places can a lake have anyway? What's next? A guy flying on a cannon ball?
*still walking while I'm talking, I don't watch where I'm going and collide with a wall*
Ouch...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

There's a wall there

*surrounds hand in plasma lighting up the cave giving everything a greenish glow*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Gee, wouldn't have thought that. I thought it was Sweetums.

*see the carvings; the one right in front of me shows a couple of witches perfoming a ritual on another*
*another carving depicts a single witch entering the light and getting angel wings*
*a third carving shows a witch gaining something that looks like a Summon*

Oookay...?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

So...we have a destroyed underwater civilization, a pack of werewolves, and some witch ritual cave. Whats next? A colony of bigfoot?

So...what do you think about the carvings?

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

Huh, I wonder where everyone's at. I wanted to make a nice dinner for everyone. Hmmm...

*uses magic to summon a dinner invite into all the monsters thoughts*

Well, that should do the trick.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Or Nessie's family reunion?

I dunno. It's like it's telling us how to receive new powers or how to steal the power from someone else. But which one of these things will happen once I step into the light?
*look at the carving and see something I haven't noticed before: a wtch stepping into the light, getting attacked by a monster, her defeating it and receiving the Summon*
Somehow, I'm not surprised about this...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I wish ancient civilizations just left notes that were like "Hey, step into the light and you gain powers." Not this cryptic carvings nonsense

Still, what if you were to step into the light, a monster attacks, and you...uh...lose?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

What is it with ancient civilizations and cryptic notes anyway? Did they really expect someone will be able to read all this a thousand years later?

It might eat me?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...what are you going to do?

Also...I get the feeling Casey wants to make us...dinner? Hm...