The Creature Calamity Club

[CaseytheMuppet]

*sniffs under arm*

Wow! I really do smell like a dead squirrel! Uh, hey, um, sir, can I, uh, take a shower in that fountain over there? It will save your nostrils, big time!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*jump*
*weakly* Stop scaring me like that.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*walks out of bush on all fours with rabbit in mouth*

*stares at Yuna...eyes look almost cat like*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*eyes wide, take a step backwards*

Oh no...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*drains the rabbit then goes on alert*

*ears swiveling to locate another animal*

*tail twitches slightly*

 

[Bannanasketch]

Fine, you can take a bath in the fountain. Just don't try anything.You won't et very far and you'll die even faster.

Hmmm, I figured they'd be here by now...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*cast Sleep on Sarge in fright*


OOC: dinner

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*jumps in fountain*

Thank you, sir!!!

*without man noticing, shrinks down to the size of a mouse using magic wand*

Ha! Now he'll never find me!!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(aw don't leave me hanging too long )

*falls asleep*

 

[CaseytheMuppet]

*sneaks out of fountain in mouse form, and hides in nearby pizza shop*

Boy, do I LOVE pizza!

*goes into kitchen*

*Woman screams*

Woman: AAAAAAH! A mouse! Get out! Get out!!!

*whacks me into the street*

Oh, great!