The Creature Calamity Club

[Vincent L]

Random boy in crowd: Sir, why are you chaining the poor monster? She should be set free instead of being in the zoo.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hm... we need something to distract the crowd. Something to lure them away. But what? Announcing some animals escaped? Or even letting a couple of animals escape?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Zookeeper: This is one of the best exhibits we ever had, kid. You don't see monsters very often.

Ok...there does not seem to be any infrared lasers...I would be able to see them if there were. Echolocation shows that there are security guns ready to fire if she was to escape. I'll need to take out security first...

 

[Vincent L]

Can't Grace just teleport outta there? It looks like plain-o' chains.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*to the zookeeper*
Do you really think it's such a good idea to imprison one?

 

[Vincent L]

RBIA: But do you have to chain the poor monster? It doesn't have anyway to go.

EDIT: The letter of the day is 'Z'

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Zookeeper: Its for your own safety, kid. Monsters are dangerous. Here, we can keep an eye on them, while letting them live. People get to experience seeing a monster without danger. Its win-win.

*meanwhile, takes out the security with supersonic blasts, frying the circuitry...to not draw attention*

 

[Vincent L]

RBIA: But monsters aren't dangerous. They're nice.

(OOC: this feels familiar…)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Dangerous? You talk like every monster in this world is dangerous. Ever thought that there are good monsters and bad monsters? And what if this one has friends and family? Do you want to deprive her of that?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Zookeeper: We are her friends and family now. Don't worry about it.

*done with the security...takes time to set the bats free*

*one bat poops on the zookeeper*

Zookeeper: What the...*looks up*