The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Over the river and through the woods, off to the zoo we go!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(you know what I just realized? We never left the court house )

 

[Vincent L]

(well, let the judge see we're nice sociable people/creatures/whatever)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Too late for that now Lets just say we are at the apartment)

Ok, are we going to the zoo or not?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(let's just pretend we did, got back to our apartments and now we're in front of the zoo )

Now let's see, how many are we?
*stand on my tiptoes and start counting*


Eidt: Ziffel-Dee-Doo-Dah, Ziffel-Dee-Ay

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Ok, we are at the zoo then )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*pay for us all*
Which ones do we want to see first?

 

[Vincent L]

[turns human]

So, what are we supposed to do at the zoo? Do nothing?

EDIT: no one replies for 13 minutes and you ziffel me the minute I post?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

How about the elephants? I like elephants. They are like people. Only they have better morals.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Sure, why not? Can't remember the last time I've seen elephants in a zoo.

*go to the pachyderms*