The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

Now we only need Miss Piggy and Fozzie and Gonzo and Swedish Chef and Sweetums and Rowlf and The Electric Mayhem
*mention about every Muppet in existence*
... and Whatnots and Thog. Then the gang's all here.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Ok everyone, out of camera range. *pushes button to start camera*

Rex: Hello, citizens of Monstropolis. This is Agent Rex again here to introduce you to two more "monsters" working for the greater good. First, lets talk about demons. When people think of demons, they think of evil beings working for Satan, right? Well, this is a misconception and far from the truth. This is Sarge. She's a...very nervous looking Bat Demon. First thing's first. You do not drink human blood right?


I do not drink human blood at all. I drink animal blood, and I do not attack the animal. I get bags of blood and drink from those.

Rex: And your powers?

Well...they are all darkness based...but darkness is just the lack of light. Its not evil. *enters shadow form and turns back*

Rex: and something else interesting to note?

Well...could you cut yourself?

Rex: What? Why?

Just do it.

Rex: *confused, cuts self*

And now, I will heal him *spits on cut*

Rex: Despite being completly grossed out right now, impressive.

My spit can heal even the most serious of wounds.

Rex: Anything else you want to say?

No...

Rex: Ok, thank you Sarge...

*scoots out of camera view as it pans to Yuna*

Rex: A demon who heals people. See? That is not evil at all. Now on to Yuna, who is a witch...

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*raise arm nervously*
Um, hi there.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Another nervous one *laughs* As you may know, witches use magic to protect, heal, and to control certain elements. Care to demonstrate powers or say something about yourself?

(honestly, I'm not sure where to take this )

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

O-of course. Um, dance, water! Dance!
*accidentally splashes everyone with water*
Sorry! Er... um... can you paint with all the colors of the wind?
*cast a way too powerful wind spell*
Sorry, I wanted to summon a breeze. I think I better not try fire and thunder, who knows what will happen then.
*nervous laugh, face starts to imitiate a tomato*

Say something about myself? Oh gee, I don't know what to say.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Well, are there any misconceptions about witches you want to get straightened out?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Well, we have no warts on our noses and we don't eat children. And I don't live in a cabin on chicken legs or in a gingerbread house. And I don't transform princes into frogs.
*mumble Maybe I should start kissing frogs, one could really be a prince*
Actually, I can't transform anyone into anything. I rather use my magic to heal and protect. I would never use it to destroy or take over the world. Can think of a lot of other things I'd rather be doing

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: Thank you, Yuna. Well, there you have it. Two more "monsters" that should not be feared. Remember, anyone caught attacking or harassing a monster will be arrested. Hunters who are hunting legitimate threats must have licenses.

*ends feed*

And that would be why I didn't demonstrate any powers. Just in case something like that happened

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

I was nervous and I had no idea what to say about me
But at least I didn't drown anyone or blown away.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Well...our fate is sealed.

I still don't wanna go out in public like this just yet though. And keep your disguise thingy away from Grace