The Creature Calamity Club

[Yuna Leonhart]

*werefrog signals for us to come closer after his colleague left; I approach him cautiously*
Yes?

Werefrog: "You're no humans either, are you?"

Ah no...

Werefrog: "No need to fear, I'm not going to attack you. I'd never hurt a fly. well, I eat them but that's not the point. I just wanted to warn you of a colleague. He's not here today but I have a reason to believe he's a monster hunter. Overheard him talking about killing vampires and such. Not sure if he has a license but keep an eye out."

How does he look like?

Werefrog: "Big and brutish, has a bald head. Uually wears an unplesant shade of brown."

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Great...well, at least we know about this guy now

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Werefrog: "At least you won't be surprised when he attacks you. Even if you can't see him, you can smell him. He smells horrible. Everyone usually avoids him, no idea why our boss hasn't said anything to him yet."

And he works in an ice cream parlor!? A monter hunter, probably with no license and - worse of all - *take a deep breath* he stinks and works in an ice cream parlor! Oh the horror!

 

[Sgt Floyd]

*tries not to laugh at Yuna's response*

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble That guy is so dead*


(I'm off watching DVD now, be back later)

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(By the way, I was thinking, and hopefully this clears up some confusion. As a demon, use female pronouns. As Human, assume male unless specifically stated otherwise)

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(female demon, male human unless stated otherwise, got it)

Werefrog: "Yeah, keep an eye and nose out. Although I think you'd rather protect your noses..." *mumbles* "I think he suspects I'm not a human but I'm not sure."

We'll be careful, Mister...?

Werefrog: "Frosch."

Okay, Mister Frosch, we'll be careful and give stinky a bath unless I kill him first.

Mister: *thinks "Stinking in an ice cream parlor is serious business for that girl."*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

(Frosch? I'll stick with Mister cause I'll never remember that or be able to spell it)

*still trying not to laugh*

*to Mister* You have no idea XP

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

(it's German for frog )

Mister Frosch: "Did you read just my mind?"

*stomp out of the parlor with a serious face to keep a lookout for stinky*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Uh...I'm gonna go make sure she doesn't get herself killed.

*runs after Yuna*

Are you really gonna track this guy down?