The Creature Calamity Club

[Hubert]

Yeah...right now I'm somewhere between bedwetting and a near death experience.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Hello, Rizzo.
Well at least we won't get attacked by pigs in our sleep :/

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We don't know what he's gonna say...but in case there is some good mood left...we need to go now

*At MIB*

Rex: I saw the news report last night. I am not happy.

 

[Hubert]

And you think we are?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We're as happy as disturbed bees...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: I realize the media distorts the truth. But that is still no excuse for what happened last night. Your attempted, staged hero moment was cute. And yet it still got you nowhere. Afterwards the cop claimed he was under mind control and thats why he let you go.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

*mumble a few unintelligible words, each sounding like curses*

And all I wanted was to buy groceries...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Rex: I really don't know what to do with you anymore. I realize your intentions are good, but causing mass panics is not helping matters.

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

We need to put an indestructible leash on Grace...
*sigh and mumble If this goes on, we can say hello to living underground, away from the humans...*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

I know a nice family of bats who live in a cave across town. They said we could stay with them if we ever needed to. You would be surprised how nice caves are.

Rex: Yes...so anyway, I am preparing to make an announcement on tv. It will interrupt every television station so everyone will see it. I don't know what else to do.